Facebook

Remember when facebook came out and it was only for people in college. All there was on Facebook was pictures of hot chicks and drunken nights. Now that I'm good and addicted with nothing else to kill time with at work I have to stare at peoples godamn babies and hear about weddings every other post. I know that there will be nothing cool on Facebook yet I still logon 10 times a day to look at the same bullshit. Its pathetic really. I really hope that by the time I have a kid Im not posting pictures and statuses about it every 5 min.

Next grievance. Food pictures. If its gourmet or something interesting then awesome post a pic. If you made scramled eggs and toast thats not worthy of posting. Great, you are fat and are finally eating healthy. You want a fucking medal? You're just doing what you should have been your whole life.

Lastly, weddings. You are getting married before you are 25? Awesome! Thats like leaving a party before 10. Just go ahead and shit out a few kids while you are at it and consider your life over. Just cuz you are getting married doesnt mean you have to talk about it non stop for a year until it happens.