Urban Dictionary

If you've been living under a rock Urban Dictionary is a website that defines all of the gross and fucked up words that aren't technically real words if you ask that fag Webster.
My latest contribution can be found here: Khalifa Definition #5 To take a pee and a poop at the same time.
Khalifa derives from Wiz Khalifa who is this really shitty rapper who usually gets so caught up in how awesome he is that he forgets to even rhyme. Well his one good song was called black and yellow so to me a Khalifa is when you take a dump and a piss at the same time. And yes smartasses my poop isnt always black but it definitly is when I finally take a dump days after drinking Pepto.

Jack3d

Jack3d is an incredible preworkout supplement. You take it and your face starts to tingle and you feel like if you dont start to lift something really heavy ASAP then you're going to freak out.
There is an ingredient in it called DMAA that the FDA is banning because two US soldiers died and they found it in their system. This means that Jack3d will no longer be sold. Its also already banned in many countries over seas.
This is a bunch of bullshit. Military training is way intense. I take Jack3d before I spend an HOUR in the gym not run 12 miles and do pushups all day. They probably took way over the correct dosage or just got burnt from running all day.
Why is it in this country everyone overreacts when one occurence happens. Sometimes shit just happens. We dont need to make a federal case out of everything. Its like I said after the shooting in Colorada at the Dark Night movie. They will probably start to have metal detectors in the godamn theaters now just because of one lunatic.
Big brother telling me what I can and can't eat fuck that I'm stocking up like Elaine did with her Sponges...

Billy Ripken

Billy Ripken Fleer Card

Definitly not new news but I just read this on the world wide web and thought it was pretty godamn hilarious. This is Cal's brother Billy Ripken. His Fleer card from way back when with F*ck Face written on the bottom of the bat. How noone caught that before production of the cards is beyond me but this is awesome either way.

Made me wonder about some other mistakes on sports cards so I found this site. The best one has to be the bat boy that got his picture taken haha Sports Card Errors

Total Recall chick with 3 boobs

Three is not a crowd.

So they are remaking the classic Total Recall that Arnold Schwarzenegger put out in 1990.
First off all you dont remake an Arnold movie.
Second Collin Farrell sucks.
Third Jessica Biel is hot as AIDS but I'm not going to watch her destroy this classic for it. I'd rather just watch Chuck and Larry, which also blew dogs for quarters.

Anyways I am glad to see that they kept the 3 breasted chick as part of the remake and she sported the fake tit for Comicon or some nerd shit in this photo. Too bad its not a straight on shot though cuz you can barely even tell she has three.

It would be sweet if this was a real trend. Most chicks have fake tits and plastic faces now anyways so why not take your freakshow to the next level and pop in an extra tit for good measaure. Make it happen Heidi....

what a shame

Three 6 Mafia

Best song ever hands down

Suck a nigga dick or somethin